Benjamin Franklin We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Lily Tomlin God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
Will Rogers A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Henny Youngman Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Looking for a good laugh? Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.
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