There was also video of him masturbating in front of traffic while wearing a mask, waving a gun at people while naked and digging a hole to literally fuck the ground.
Shift gears An indicator on the dashboard of the Mazda 3 shows when the car thinks you should shift gears, and recommends the next gear.
According to the Huffington Post, that may not be true as cow bells have apparently causing cows to go deaf.
This shifter resembles an aftermarket Dodge Ram hood ornament that was a popular aftermarket modification to Dodge vehicles.
It's here that we're tempted to call bullshit on the whole thing, but really, why would somebody lie about that? Continue Reading Below Our research hasn't made it clear exactly how someone has sex with a car.
Whether that is dedication, determination or retardation, it was probably backed with the thoughts and hopes that today would be the day he would get lucky and finally have that M-F-F-Bike orgy he always longed for.