His outfit is every bit as dilapidated as you would expect from someone who has spent most of his adult life putting all his pound coins in a pint glass.
Not sure if this is the type of crowd to ask this question you seem to know much more about pubs and museums and culture.
Andy You could order a strippogram for your friend in a public place, then you would feel safe.
I have also added a small list of notable clientele who frequented the clubs.
You can even hose us down if you want.
If possible I would really appreciate if you could phone me so I could discuss with you about the material I require for my book.